PinnedBrian ThroneinMuddyUmFive Things My Spam Says About MeEvidently I’m a mess·4 min read·May 23, 2024--17--17
PinnedBrian ThroneinThe Lark PublicationIn One Hour My Match Date Said Five of the Dumbest Things I’ve Ever HeardThere were actually twenty but we could be here all day·7 min read·Mar 1, 2024--147--147
PinnedBrian ThroneinThe HavenDonald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”Nobody writes better than me.·3 min read·May 10, 2024--7--7
PinnedBrian ThroneinMuddyUmTen Things My Dating Profile Somehow OmittedI’ve got problems. You’ll figure them out — eventually.·3 min read·Oct 5, 2023--6--6
PinnedBrian ThroneinThe HavenBiden Soon Getting Permission from SCOTUS to Whack TrumpWherein one asks: Is it even possible to out-satire Trump’s lawyers?·3 min read·Feb 10, 2024--10--10
Brian ThroneinThe Lark PublicationA Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second DatePart 1 of 3: Humor isn’t necessarily funny·6 min read·1 day ago--2--2
Brian ThroneinThe Left Is RightFive Things Democrats Should Be Saying Right NowDon’t let republicans control the narrative.4 min read·Apr 25, 2024--10--10
Brian ThroneInsightful Opinions About San Francisco From People Who Should KnowOr, alternatively, you can listen to Fox News.3 min read·Apr 11, 2024--4--4
Brian ThroneMiracle-Free Versions of the Easter StoryOr, The Greatest Story Ever Retold4 min read·Mar 29, 2024--3--3
Brian ThroneinDialogue & DiscourseThe Fight for the San Francisco NarrativeSELLING YOUR NARRATIVE IS A LOT EASIER IF YOU CAN LIE4 min read·Mar 19, 2024--1--1