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Love's a Disaster

Love's a Disaster

A second chance romance rom-com set in Florida. Can lightning strike for Caleb and Sadie?

2024

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport

5 min readNov 16, 2023

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Human Parts

Congratulations to All the Participants but I Have Once Again Won the Colonoscopy Contest

Notes on a Colossal Colonoscopy Competition

4 min readMay 18, 2023

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Congratulations to All the Participants but I Have Once Again Won the Colonoscopy Contest

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My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Back-to-school season is filled with surprising little joys

3 min readSep 19, 2023

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The Indignity of Using an Umbrella in the Sun

Desperate times call for desperate measures

4 min readAug 15, 2023

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The Indignity of Using an Umbrella in the Sun

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…

2 min readMay 18, 2019

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

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How a Kindergarten Project Proved I Am the Master of Arts and Crafts

Is shirt making my new side hustle?

4 min readMay 23, 2024

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How Music Shaped My Debut Novel

An annotated playlist for Love’s a Disaster

9 min readMay 10, 2024

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How Music Shaped My Debut Novel

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I’ve Fallen Into the Youth Sports Trap Again… and Funny Parenting Stories From the Week!

I’ll never learn

2 min readApr 26, 2024

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Frazzled

A Harry Styles Wedding Scoop… and Funny Parenting Stories!

A breaking news edition of Frazzled Feeds

2 min readApr 19, 2024

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A Harry Styles Wedding Scoop… and Funny Parenting Stories!

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I Wrote a Novel and I’m Ready to Talk About It

Kind of?

4 min readApr 15, 2024

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I Wrote a Novel and I’m Ready to Talk About It

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Andrew Knott

Andrew Knott

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Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Debut novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (May 21, 2024, Bayou Wolf Press). Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com

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