Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenHoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent EmojiWith recent polls indicating that Joe Biden is trailing Donald Trump in popularity among the 18- to 24-year-old voting set, the incumbent…1 min read·2 days ago----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenHow To Know If You Are Dating Morty Kaczynski, The Love UnabomberIn today’s online dating world, it is often difficult to know exactly who it is you are meeting and whether they are sincere in their…2 min read·5 days ago----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenBreaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking NewsWhen Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…1 min read·May 9, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenLocal Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting AngryUnexpectedly waking up happy on a beautiful May morning, Frank Tibert, age 62, suddenly realized that he can read the news for reasons…1 min read·May 3, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inMuddyUmAsk Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For YouSide effects include keeping you discontent exactly where you are3 min read·Feb 4, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenWhy I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water BottleDear Steve, although ours has mostly been a happy ten-year marriage — six of the best years of my life, am I right — I have decided, that…3 min read·Jan 20, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe Haven“Excuse Me, May I Cut in Line?”“Excuse me, may I cut in line?”3 min read·Jan 15, 2024--2--2
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe Haven10 Equally Terrible Alternate Titles For Patrick Stewart’s 2023 Memoir, “Making it So.”1). “Why Yes, I Am Also That Guy In The Wheelchair.” 2). “Continuum-ning the Continuum.” 3). “Actually, I Am Shakespearean Trained.” 4)…1 min read·Dec 7, 2023----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenRecently Introduced To The Music Of John Lennon, Vladimir Putin Reported To Be Considering Giving…Moscow.1 min read·Nov 28, 2023----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenLocal Mom Upset That Her Radical Empathy This Thanksgiving Was Not Nearly Radical EnoughHoping to “lean in,” create holiday magic by “thinking big,” and lead with “radical empathy” this Thanksgiving, local mom Karen Simpson…1 min read·Nov 24, 2023--1--1