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Croissant HaverinFrazzledThoughts of a Modern Helicopter / Snowplow / Doomer Parent While Watching the “Hey Mikey” Cereal AdWhere is their mother?2 min read·Feb 5, 2024----
Croissant HaverFamous ’90s EDM Artists Altered For Their Middle-Aged FansFatboy Hit The Sack1 min read·Feb 2, 2024----
Croissant HaverMy Uniform Of GrayWearing color. I know it’s in. But it’s a non for me.2 min read·Feb 1, 2024----
Croissant HaverThe Many Iterations of “Woke”For Your Election Year Bingo CardJust plain woke1 min read·Jan 26, 2024----
Croissant HaverPut On The Armor Of LightUm, who doesn’t want to wear a crown of live candles on their head to leave their hands free so they can deliver more food aid to…2 min read·Dec 13, 2023----
Croissant HaverThe Ecosystem Services of JoyWe’re in the liturgical season of Advent. It’s about joyful antici-2 min read·Dec 8, 2023----
Croissant HaverAn Elegy for The Coyotes of Alexandria, Being TrappedThey were here, three of them, on Seminary Hill, the largest one dark, the two others (one of which I caught on trail cam) posessing of…2 min read·Dec 7, 2023----
Croissant HaverPutting On The Ritz, The BeltWhen all else is in disarray, in middle age, DEFINE YOUR WAIST.2 min read·Dec 4, 2023----
Croissant HaverEverything’s Better In A SweaterFirst of all, you’re warmer.2 min read·Nov 29, 2023----