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The Belladonna Comedy

Choreplay Sexts From Middle-Aged Married People

Dave next door was totally checking out our lawn. Knowing that other people think about our grass…well, it’s a turn on.

Aug 14, 2023

Choreplay Sexts From Middle-Aged Married People

Aug 14, 2023

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Your Annual Pandemic Parenting Performance Review, Provided By Us, Your Children

“You’ve got top marks in attendance this year”

Mar 5, 2021

Your Annual Pandemic Parenting Performance Review, Provided By Us, Your Children

Mar 5, 2021

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Top Ten Gifts For One-Year-Olds According to Me, A Toddler With Discerning Taste

1. A box of tissues Topping my list this year is the tissue box, a paradoxical household mainstay. This magical box contains thin, edible…

Dec 19, 2019

Top Ten Gifts For One-Year-Olds According to Me, A Toddler With Discerning Taste

Dec 19, 2019

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Slackjaw

Bedtime Stories For Tired Moms

When you get back to your house, you find that all of your frown lines have disappeared.

Sep 19, 2022

Bedtime Stories For Tired Moms

Sep 19, 2022

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Pros and Cons of Popular Preschool Toys and Games

“Fun” Things To Do With Little Kids

Jun 22, 2022

Pros and Cons of Popular Preschool Toys and Games

Jun 22, 2022

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A Preschooler’s Suggested Itinerary for Covid Exposure StayCation

Monday morning, 7:30 am: As you try to enter daycare, Teacher Melissa stops you at the door, smiles weakly, and shakes her head.

Jan 20, 2022

A Preschooler’s Suggested Itinerary for Covid Exposure StayCation

Jan 20, 2022

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Slackjaw

Ten Places To Keep Your Rocks

A Child’s Organizational Guide

Aug 30, 2021

Ten Places To Keep Your Rocks

Aug 30, 2021

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Frazzled

Shakespearean Sonnets Rewritten For Parents

Shall I compare them to a summer’s day? They are both sticky and intemperate.

Apr 23, 2021

Shakespearean Sonnets Rewritten For Parents

Apr 23, 2021

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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Son From “Love You, Forever” Sends His Mom A Cease-and-Desist Email

No one else tries to rock their healthy 27-year-old sons while they’re sleeping, Mom

Nov 12, 2020

The Son From “Love You, Forever” Sends His Mom A Cease-and-Desist Email

Nov 12, 2020

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Curious

It’s OK If You Don’t Have a Side Hustle Right Now

Earrings. Candles. Personalized paintings. Tie-dyed t-shirts. Glitter tumblers.

Sep 4, 2020

It’s OK If You Don’t Have a Side Hustle Right Now

Sep 4, 2020

Shannon J Curtin

Shannon J Curtin

Poet, essayist, and humor writer. She holds an MBA, competitive shooting records, and her liquor. She would probably like you.

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