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Black Bear

How to Accidentally Break up a Family

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Dec 13, 2023

How to Accidentally Break up a Family

Dec 13, 2023

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The Memoirist

How to Accidentally Train Your Kid to Survive

My alarm clock was pink. She came from Sears with the pack of undershirts they gave me for Christmas in the 3rd grade. I don’t know what…

Jan 30

How to Accidentally Train Your Kid to Survive

Jan 30

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Something About Nothing

I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line

Searching for the perfect word for the things we wear under our clothes

May 17

I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line

May 17

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The Memoirist

The Best Mother I Ever Had Lived Next Door

JoAnne always knew how to make me happy

May 1

The Best Mother I Ever Had Lived Next Door

May 1

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Something About Nothing

I Don’t Trust Stickers

There is something so frightening about putting a sticker on a thing. Being someone terrified of commitment, that tracks. The older I get…

Apr 19

I Don’t Trust Stickers

Apr 19

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Something About Nothing

Golf Needs To be Cancelled

And it’s boring.

Apr 14

Golf Needs To be Cancelled

Apr 14

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Age of Empathy

Red Roses are Generic Symbols of Pretend Love

I will irreversibly judge you if you offer me one

Apr 5

Red Roses are Generic Symbols of Pretend Love

Apr 5

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Something About Nothing

My Feet Have a Really Good Personality

Yours Can Be Pretty

Mar 22

My Feet Have a Really Good Personality

Mar 22

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Age of Empathy

Moving Closer Toward Myself

It’s a Compliment if Someone Doesn’t Recognize You Cut Your Hair

Mar 7

Moving Closer Toward Myself

Mar 7

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Something About Nothing

Please Don’t Make Me Go to the Movies with You

I am mild to moderately claustrophobic. I fidget. If you read this piece on how my brain works, you know why. I can never get comfortable…

Feb 27

Please Don’t Make Me Go to the Movies with You

Feb 27

Abbey Wade

Abbey Wade

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Survivor of indoctrinated eating disorders, narcissist DNA & familial sexual abuse. I love mushrooms and hate mayonnaise.

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