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About Me — Lindy Vogel

I’m an unlikely mother of multitudes.

25 min readJul 18, 2022

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Submission Guidelines

Write for Sweary Mommy; all the cool kids are doin’ it.

3 min readApr 25, 2024

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Submission Guidelines

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Eat the Laundry Monster: Weird Household and Parenting Hacks You’ve Never Even Considered

Snacking on the Clothes Pile = Progress

3 min read6 days ago

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Eat the Laundry Monster: Weird Household and Parenting Hacks You’ve Never Even Considered

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Peanut M&ms Are Protein — and Other Bullshit Excuses You’ll Make For Eating Like a (Pregnant) Hoss

Realistic Nutritional Solutions in Second & Subsequent Pregnancies

3 min readMay 7, 2024

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Peanut M&ms Are Protein — and Other Bullshit Excuses You’ll Make For Eating Like a (Pregnant) Hoss

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I’m a Bipolar Mother of Six. Here’s What I Want You to Know About Being a Crazy Parent

It’s not what you think

6 min readMay 3, 2024

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I’m a Bipolar Mother of Six. Here’s What I Want You to Know About Being a Crazy Parent

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Finally! A Kid’s Cookbook That Doesn’t Suck

A mini-trip around the food world, taste by interesting taste

4 min readApr 25, 2024

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Finally! A Kid’s Cookbook That Doesn’t Suck

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Here’s What to Do When Your Daughter Has a Boyfriend Who “Goes to Another School”

Imaginary Romance, from Another Room, State, Country or U.S. Territory

7 min readApr 15, 2024

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Here’s What to Do When Your Daughter Has a Boyfriend Who “Goes to Another School”

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The Job That Prepared Me For Adulthood, More Than Formal Education Could

Pre-Teen Laborers Take Metro Detroit by Storm

5 min readApr 3, 2024

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The Job That Prepared Me For Adulthood, More Than Formal Education Could

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Taking a Hot Minute to Appreciate My Baby Daddy — a King

Get your barf bag out for a vomit-inducing TradBrag

2 min readMar 14, 2024

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Taking a Hot Minute to Appreciate My Baby Daddy — a King

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The House on Bipolar Corner

Mega-Suburbia Was a Dramatic Place — Thanks to Me

3 min readMar 1, 2024

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The House on Bipolar Corner

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Lindy Vogel

Lindy Vogel

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Salty bitch, mom of six. Founder of Sweary Mommy. Failed model. Essayist and humorist. Words in Monterey Bay Parent, Pregnant Chicken, Slackjaw, & Nameberry.

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