PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawMeditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most EveryoneI will surround myself with others who exude loving-kindness, which does not include anyone at this improv show.Apr 2528Apr 2528
PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawI Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That WellI drank their murky wine, I danced in the nauseating pole event, and I even helped them murder and disembowel a bear. #SorryBearDec 6, 202010Dec 6, 202010
Emily MenezinThe Belladonna ComedyThe Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier FriendsI would catch glimpses of myself in the reflection of the shiny scales I gave you. I saw a fish I didn’t recognize.May 1513May 1513
Emily MenezinSlackjaw14 Lines That Every TV Comedy Pilot Must Include“I knew there was a reason I went into teaching / medicine / hamster surgery!” The character establishes why they got started in this field.May 910May 910
Emily MenezinSlackjawUseful LEGO Kits For AdultsOptimus Prime that transforms into a fully-completed Medicaid application for your elderly fatherMar 221Mar 221
Emily MenezinSlackjawValue Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)Two Bitcoins (2009)…two Billie Eilish tickets (2017)…two baker’s yeasts (2020)Mar 11Mar 11
Emily MenezinSlackjawHoliday Gifts That Gently Inspire Men To Think “Hey, I Could Offer To Help Out At This Party”Because no man likes criticism, but every man likes presents!Dec 21, 20231Dec 21, 20231
Emily MenezinSlackjawA Turkey Pardons AmericaInstead of pardoning me for the act of existing, I’d like to pardon you for all your wrongdoing over the years. And there’s been a lot.Nov 23, 20232Nov 23, 20232
Emily MenezinSlackjawHistory’s Greatest Inventors Post On LinkedInThe biggest brags of all time never looked so good.Oct 6, 202313Oct 6, 202313
Emily MenezJoin Me on Medium Day: I’m Teaching a Free Satire Class!Hey Friends,Aug 9, 20231Aug 9, 20231