PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawMeditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most EveryoneI will surround myself with others who exude loving-kindness, which does not include anyone at this improv show.·2 min read·Apr 25, 2024--28--28
PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawI Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That WellI drank their murky wine, I danced in the nauseating pole event, and I even helped them murder and disembowel a bear. #SorryBear·4 min read·Dec 6, 2020--10--10
Emily MenezinThe Belladonna ComedyThe Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier FriendsI would catch glimpses of myself in the reflection of the shiny scales I gave you. I saw a fish I didn’t recognize.·3 min read·4 days ago--6--6
Emily MenezinSlackjaw14 Lines That Every TV Comedy Pilot Must Include“I knew there was a reason I went into teaching / medicine / hamster surgery!” The character establishes why they got started in this field.·2 min read·May 9, 2024--10--10
Emily MenezinSlackjawUseful LEGO Kits For AdultsOptimus Prime that transforms into a fully-completed Medicaid application for your elderly father·2 min read·Mar 22, 2024--1--1
Emily MenezinSlackjawValue Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)Two Bitcoins (2009)…two Billie Eilish tickets (2017)…two baker’s yeasts (2020)·1 min read·Mar 11, 2024----
Emily MenezinSlackjawHoliday Gifts That Gently Inspire Men To Think “Hey, I Could Offer To Help Out At This Party”Because no man likes criticism, but every man likes presents!·4 min read·Dec 21, 2023--1--1
Emily MenezinSlackjawA Turkey Pardons AmericaInstead of pardoning me for the act of existing, I’d like to pardon you for all your wrongdoing over the years. And there’s been a lot.·3 min read·Nov 23, 2023--2--2
Emily MenezinSlackjawHistory’s Greatest Inventors Post On LinkedInThe biggest brags of all time never looked so good.·2 min read·Oct 6, 2023--13--13
Emily MenezJoin Me on Medium Day: I’m Teaching a Free Satire Class!Hey Friends,1 min read·Aug 9, 2023--1--1