Adam DietzinSlackjawYapjaw: April Showers Bring May SneezesOn this week’s edition of Yapjaw, we’re talking copywriting, the grammar police, and meditation. Want the goods? Keep reading!May 15May 15
Adam DietzinSlackjawI May Be An Ultra Successful, But I’ve (Mostly) Never Forgotten Where I Came FromIt was, probably, these experiences that helped make me the ultra-successful man I am today.May 13May 13
Adam DietzinSlackjawShe’s A 10, But She Has Food AllergiesMy girl has got it all. Looks, brains, personality, kindness, and unfortunately, these damn food allergies that just don’t quit.Apr 299Apr 299
Adam DietzinSlackjawClickbait Headlines for Train EnthusiastsThis Train is 50, but looks 15 — Locomotive Manufacturers Hate It!Apr 241Apr 241
Adam DietzinSlackjawHolden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based ProteinsThe only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.Apr 2221Apr 2221
Adam DietzinSlackjawYour Passive Aggressive Home InspectionThe bathtub was in working condition, that is, if you’re the kind of person who enjoys sitting in a tub of their own filth.Apr 11Apr 11
Adam DietzinSlackjawIf You Meet These Hyper-Specific Guidelines, You May Qualify For Student Loan ForgivenessIf your first sexual awakening was seeing John Stamos sing Kokomo on Full House, you may be eligible for loan forgiveness.Apr 816Apr 816
Adam DietzinSlackjawI Am The Mascot and You Shall Know My School SpiritI’m not a hero, I’m a mascot.Apr 1Apr 1
Adam DietzinSlackjawForgotten Cannibalism Episodes of Famous SitcomsFamily Matters, Season 8, Episode 18, “Urkel on Rye”Mar 25Mar 25
Adam DietzinSlackjawThis Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s FriendsRacquel fell in this week’s rankings — largely due to her insistence on, once again, telling the uncomfortable story of how she was named.Mar 153Mar 153