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Machiavelli in Kindergarten

Turns out Machiavelli is quite the crafty little kindergartener

Feb 1

Machiavelli in Kindergarten

Feb 1

Peter Schooff
in
The Haven

Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell

HOA Survival Guide for Hell’s Newest Residents

May 9

Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell

May 9

Peter Schooff

Top Names for Dog Punk Bands if Dogs Ever Formed Punk Bands

Three chords and a woof

May 3

Top Names for Dog Punk Bands if Dogs Ever Formed Punk Bands

May 3

Peter Schooff

Operation Sgt. Pepper

What if the entire ‘Paul is dead’ Beatles myth was actually true? But with a twist. One really big twist.

Apr 28

Operation Sgt. Pepper

Apr 28

Peter Schooff
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Was It a Mistake to Get My Degree From Wordle University?

The unvarnished truth of life after Wordle U

Apr 26

Was It a Mistake to Get My Degree From Wordle University?

Apr 26

Peter Schooff

From the Complaint Box in Hell

Complaints and quibbles from eternal damnation

Feb 29

From the Complaint Box in Hell

Feb 29

Peter Schooff

Dog Gone

She left me for good during a game of fetch in my own backyard. I’d tossed the stick sky-high, and, watching it soar end-over-end, Trixie…

Feb 7

Dog Gone

Feb 7

Peter Schooff

How the Grinch Stole Valentine’s Day!

This is the tale of a Grinch Who thought love was no treasure With a heart ten times tougher Than dinosaur leather Who could not stand to…

Feb 2

How the Grinch Stole Valentine’s Day!

Feb 2

Peter Schooff

Peter Schooff

Published in the NY Times, McSweeney’s, More Mirth of a Nation, Data Juice, and Journal of Sandcastle Engineering. Which one is the lie?

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