Jason WyntersWingardium Raviola!My parents added cans to their stock of 200 water bottles and enough toiletries to cover years of accidents from polyuria and dysentery…May 3May 3
Jason WyntersMoody Model #69I’d rather cut off my tits and go homeless than ever wear SHEIN again. No one believes I haven’t eaten in three weeks, and I see no point…May 2May 2
Jason WyntersSweet PotatoesRight now I’ve got about 210 calories’ worth of sweet potatoes. Let me put them on a scale. Let’s see how much these weigh. I know one…Apr 13Apr 13
Jason WyntersIt’s Not Easy to Be Me, GentleI’m Gentle, and I’m lonely pretty often. No one wants to be with me. If they come on or happen upon me, most men consider themselves gay. I…Jan 191Jan 191
Jason WyntersHarder Love for Women (feat. Ariana Grande)Men need to harden up on women when women get naggy ’cause hard is what the women want. Hard is sometimes necessary, and women sometimes…Jan 19Jan 19
Jason WyntersWhy Students Request the BathroomThey just have to go. They just happen to feel the urge and need to go. Their need has nothing to do with their like or dislike of the…Jan 61Jan 61
Jason WyntersImpossible Fast FoodI find this new rapid-wrap/hasty-pastry joint, and there’s no way the food’s this fresh and authentic. The lettuce ain’t from a backyard…Jan 5Jan 5
Jason WyntersComing to My SensesAin’t got epilepsy But I just might seize Even then I won’t stop rhyming My love will never cease It ain’t allergy season I feel the need…Jan 1Jan 1
Jason WyntersEnergy Is Real!I started to exercise — you know, churn up the e-motions — and I gotta say, shit got real. I started to become alive, and hot damn, did…Dec 31, 20231Dec 31, 20231