Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyI Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber MenThe ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lull4d ago354d ago35
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUm“The College Kids Are Back in Town” by Thin LizzySpread the word aroundMay 243May 243
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRevisiting Movie and TV Characters Who You Thought Were Mean When You Were a KidSome of these people were just misunderstoodMay 244May 244
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmFuture Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison ButkerI totally support women in the workforce!May 1829May 1829
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyMaligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His HeartShe doesn’t know what it is to be a fanMay 96May 96
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledHow to Overthink a Kid’s Birthday Party in 21 Easy StepsThe pressure to please 11-year-olds who will inevitably start a burping contest is intenseMay 821May 821
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m a Door-to-Door Salesman on a Segway and I Know You’re Stoked I’m HereYou’ll be seeing a lot more of me now that the weather’s niceMay 78May 78
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketHad Enough of the Disney Parks? Then Visit Don Bluth Land!You’ve never known fun until you’ve boarded a boat sinking into lava and tried to escape a giant canine SatanApr 2512Apr 2512
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledQuiz: “Glengarry Glen Ross” Quote, or What Your Boomer Dad Would’ve Said if You’d Called and…You wouldn’t have daredApr 222Apr 222