Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyI Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber MenThe ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lull·3 min read·4 days ago--35--35
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUm“The College Kids Are Back in Town” by Thin LizzySpread the word around·2 min read·May 24, 2024--3--3
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRevisiting Movie and TV Characters Who You Thought Were Mean When You Were a KidSome of these people were just misunderstood·4 min read·May 24, 2024--4--4
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmFuture Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison ButkerI totally support women in the workforce!·3 min read·May 18, 2024--29--29
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyMaligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His HeartShe doesn’t know what it is to be a fan·4 min read·May 9, 2024--6--6
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledHow to Overthink a Kid’s Birthday Party in 21 Easy StepsThe pressure to please 11-year-olds who will inevitably start a burping contest is intense·5 min read·May 8, 2024--21--21
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmRejected Met Gala ThemesAnna Wintour didn’t go for any of these·2 min read·May 7, 2024--4--4
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m a Door-to-Door Salesman on a Segway and I Know You’re Stoked I’m HereYou’ll be seeing a lot more of me now that the weather’s nice·4 min read·May 7, 2024--8--8
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketHad Enough of the Disney Parks? Then Visit Don Bluth Land!You’ve never known fun until you’ve boarded a boat sinking into lava and tried to escape a giant canine Satan·4 min read·Apr 25, 2024--12--12
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledQuiz: “Glengarry Glen Ross” Quote, or What Your Boomer Dad Would’ve Said if You’d Called and…You wouldn’t have dared·2 min read·Apr 22, 2024--2--2